latte

i had already gave me daliy dosage of blogging but this i just had to post . i read it on the net and it was so humourous

Latte means milk in Italy. In English, Latte is a coffee-drink.
Many folks like to head to Starbucks or other coffee shops to take early morning latte breaks...


In Germany, Latte is a well known word for an erection.
So, "morning latte" is when you wake up in the morning with an erection!
The word "break" means "destroy", so taking that "morning latte break" is
destroying that erection. I'll leave the details to your imagination, as well as all the puns on how you take your steaming hot drink.


This item is thanks to Jochen Gumpert, a standup guy!
Apparently, Germans are amused at American morning television shows called "Morning Latte" and book's like the popular Amanda Hesser's book "Cooking for Mr. Latte"!


will never look at another latte the same way ever again